How fast does your couch go? Fast enough that you need goggles and a full leather race suit to pilot it? Or an airport runway on which to allow it to run full throttle?
If it can reach speeds in excess of 100 miles per hour, then your sofa could be in contention for a record in the category of Worlds Fastest Couch. Take a look at this video of other fast furniture wannabees.
Must I admonish you to not try this at home? I hope not.
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